This one isn’t a uni essay (It would be great if it was). It’s something I did in January 2009 with my flatmate Josh and friend Ben. We enjoyed ourselves. Hilarious conversation ensued on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=46101099796
by Joshua (Goody), Caleb (Unknown) and Benjamin (Baddy).
The Bible can be a confusing book, so here’s a guide to the most important characters, listed in their respective allegiances so you can know who to root for and who to root out. The Bible’s pretty noir, so there aren’t that many goodies.
The Good Judas
The Poor, and Aliens
Ehud (The Dagger Man)
The disciple Jesus loved
The (good) revolutionary on the cross
John the Anabaptist
Tax collectors ‘n’ prostitutes
All Kings not otherwise mentioned
Joseph (f***ing tall poppy)
Most Dragons, and the little foxes that ruin the vineyards.
Uriah the Hittite
Judas Iscariot (Who betrayed Our Lord)
The Holy Spirit
Jonah (not Lomu)
Jonathon (may have been G.A.Y.)
Bathsheba the Hottie