Exciting opportunity

Are you a sales Gun who is sick of just being a chess piece?  Are you ready for the next challenge and possess the ambition and the fire to achieve it?  Are you fed up with someone else setting the ceiling on your worth, and want to be put on the fast track to future career movement in a senior sales capacity?  Are you passionate about suckcess?  Are you aroused by being tasked with ongoing relationship management, and achieving the luxury of working with a premium product range which is sought after by the market?  Are you a fucking asshole that doesn’t care about anybody but yourself?

We are looking for hungry, vibrant, motivated, driven professionals, who thrive on playing a central role in an iconic premium world leader with a growing market share.

The right people will:

– Be confident, motivated, resourceful in sourcing for new leads, fearless in proactive marketing activities, and strive to become an expert in your chosen field by working independently or as part of a team
– Be Purpose Driven and well-presented, with a zest for life and infectious enthusiasm
– Understand that Personal Income must be linked to personal results, and back themselves to triumph in a mainly success and bonus based fee structure
– Possess oustanding communication, felatio and time management skills, a flexible schedule and a “get up and go” attitude
– Have the ability to build rapport with anyone, especially the rich
– Have experience selling their soul in the past and be excited about capitalizing on the company’s stellar name and maximising on opportunities to proactively develop new accounts in which to sell your soul again in innovative and dynamic ways.

Can you provide a resounding YES to everything above?  If so, we want to hear from you today.

While you’ve been reading the above, thousands of people all over the world have been working to put money in the pockets of a few vibrant, resourceful individuals.  They even make money while they sleep.

The prestigious opportunity is available to YOU, to make a difference in this booming industry.  You CAN change.  You can grow back your soul, a little at a time.  You can quit your job, you can quit your values, you can win back your life before it’s too late.

Don’t ever let anyone tell you that you don’t have what it takes to be unsuccessful.  You too can be a stumbling block to a fast-paced, vibrant sector, living life instead of taking your career to the next level.

What’s in it for you?  We cannot offer a competitive salary package, generous retainers, bonuses, commissions, or a company car.  You must be proactive in finding your own rewards.  We are currently only offering Part Time positions; if you are looking for fulltime work, you must rethink your expectations about what you need in life.

You will be given training in the following skills:

– Stopping to smell the roses
– Valuing inefficiency
– Relenting
– Crying and laughing as an end in itself
– Looking around you

Apply today.  Unlimited positions available.  Enquire within.

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